waitress
a person who isn’t paid enough to kiss the -ss of some b-st-rd who has had a bad day at the office and needs to take it out on someone.
customer: “this tea tastes like cr-p!”
waitress: “i’m sorry sir, i can have some made fresh for you.”
customer: “no, don’t bother i just want to know why you idiots can’t ever get what i order right.”
waitress: “i’m sorry sir, i’m not paid enough to do that.”
(real conversation)
someone who would fart in your food (or possibly p-ss or spit) if you don’t treat them right.
waitress lisa wogen performed a cake fart and became famous.
a woman most likely to fart on your cake if you abuse her or don’t tip her well.
lizzy the waitress farted on my cake after i pinched her b-m.
someone who brings food to a fat b-st-rd who is perving on her and then gets tipped but only if she sleeps with the customer
that waitress is such a wh-r- if he tips her he’s gonna get laid.
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