Wake and Crank


waking up in the morning to have a cry and a w-nk.
i bet that guy on american horror story likes to wake and crank, since he’s always crying and masturbating.
doing large amounts of cocaine early in the morning.
we woke up at 8am and did a pile of blow. now thats what i call a wake and crank.

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