Wake & Cake
wake & cake
it is simply code for doing c-ke right when you wake up. it is very similar to wake and bake and it sounds like wake and c-ke, except with marijuana wax (wake) & cocaine or c-ke for short (cake). it’s a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line first thing in morning. you blow out the candles on your birthday. there fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for ‘wake n’ cake.’ wake & cake means the world is changing back to a 1970’s disco era of blow. it’s a reverse revolution. kids want to snort adderall, and watch p-rn. when really a wake n’ cake is the the best meditation around.
all the jewish heeb dealers in the suburbs wouldn’t sell me any blow on sunday. so i went to the the city. chill with my catholic homies. i tell my homies, they aren’t real legit jews,half jewish there dad’s were raped by romans and not their mom’s. no child was born ever born jewish that way said the reb (rabbi). they are non orthodox jews who think that sunday is day of rest, when it really starts on friday night shabbos. so i had to wait till monday morning to wake and cake to do the candle ceremony. “i stay up 8 days a week for my fill.” later, cube as i leave back to the suburbs. how much wax candles do you need said don el? dizzle says 1. how much cake you want, i want four, and i know they overcharge so it really is only 2g’s el don the tagger (graffiti artist), says it cost $160 for that,” “sounds like a plan.” said dizzle. “i can do 2 grams in five hours without hesitation,” dizzle realizes, shoot i may not have enough for morning, for a solid wake & cake.
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