Wake n’ Fap


when you wake up in the morning and your testosterone is peaked and you have a throbbing erection. you feel the urge to fapit away. and you quick get your p-rn and mastrubate to it within twenty minutes of waking up in the morning.
-stretches- yaawn oh my i just realised i have a throbbing erection. possibly from an erotic dream. id better fap this bad boy away.

-fap- -fap- -fap-

that was a great “wake n’ fap
just as good as a cup of coffee.

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