wake n shake
similar to “wake n bake” but does not involve weed/marijuana, but f-cking/s-x/intercourse rather. morning s-x. getting it on/doing the deed right after you wake up in the morning. bootycall that happens between daybreak and noon..anything that happens after 12pm is an “afternoon delight”. i guess from the ladies stand point it could be considered a “wake n fake”;)
after karen and i woke up we ripped off our jammies and proceeded right into a nice “wake n shake” session before starting our day..
wake n shake is the act of waking up early in the morning and indulging in a shack burger at shake shack for breakfast. the shack burger must be in your hands by 11:59am for the action to be considered a wake n shake. it is only referred to as a wake n shake when you go with more than one person, going alone is called a “f-g n shack”
person a: hey, what do you think about a wake n shake tomorrow
person b: i don’t know man, its pretty late i don’t think ill be able to wake up early enough for a wake n shake
person a: well i’m busy after that… i don’t want to have to do a f-g n shack….
person b: ok fine, as tired as i will be tomorrow, i cannot p-ss up the deliciousness that is a shack burger at shack shack nyc, wake n shake it is broski
when a person, shortly after waking up, m-st-rb-t-s. often executed while still in bed.
i woke up, pulled a wake n’ shake, made some coffee, grabbed some donuts and went to work. i’ve never been so energized, so early!
when you wake up in the morning and you realized you smoked all your good bud last night so you have to roll a shake joint for wake n shake.
f-ck man… we smoked all our dank -ss diesel and blueberry yumm yumm last night so we gotta roll a f-ckin shake joint for sh-tty wake n shake.
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