Wal-Mart feet
a person whose feet are brown and gritty, presumably from walking barefoot. the name honors the ill-behaved, shoeless, and generally diapered hoodrat offspring running around every wal-mart on the globe.
d-mn girl! for lookin’ so fine you got some nasty -ss wal-mart feet!
the type of feet that have a permanent residue on them as if they have been walking through walmart without shoes on.
friend 1: “becky sue lets her kids run through walmart without any shoes on!”
friend 2: “i bet they have walmart feet.”
a person who is wearing flip-flops with really dirty feet
dude that chick has some major wal-mart feet
the gross after effect of playing drums without wearing socks or shoes.
after the concert the drummer stood up and felt the blisters on his walmart feet.
a person’s feet that have been chemically burned and scared by the straps of a pair of flip-flops from wal-mart, therefore forever branding their feet with a large capital “w” when you put both feet together. the burn is in the exact placement and shape where the straps of the flip-flop were.
after wearing a pair of cheap flip-flops from wal-mart i got wal-mart feet.
did you buy a pair of flip-flops from wal-mart? because you look like you have wal-mart feet.
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