Wal Mart Shuffle
the act of getting to the bathroom while you’re in wal mart, especially if you’re far away from one.
bobby had to p–p, but since he was in housewares and the bathroom was all the way by the entrance, he had to do the wal mart shuffle to get there,
the art of looking busy while avoiding any real work or contact with management. employees practicing the shuffle are often seen straightening merchandise, walking displaced items back to their respective department, hiding in plain sight by roaming the store, or taking frequent bathroom breaks.
man, i got the flu but this b-tch manager won’t let me go home. guess i’ll do the wal mart shuffle for the rest of the shift.
to buy a brand new ps3 from a videogame store and taking it to walmart, claiming you have no receipt, and then getting more money
dude i pulled a wal mart shuffle today
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