Wal-Mart UT Fan
any person who poses as a univerity of texas longhorn fan by wearing a recently bought jersey, shirt, fleece, hat, or any other sort of university apperal from a wal-mart store. this person usually has absolutely no affiliation with the unviersity or even the city of austin, but just wants to fit in by wearing winning colors at a cheap price.
brian: hey, you want to go watch the alabama/ut game tonight?
anthony: thats cool, but i dont want to go to a bar and have to sit around and listen to all those wal-mart ut fans screaming and yelling for nothing!
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