Wal-Mart whack
a powerful punch executed during fights at wal-mart during the holiday shopping season, usually in a battle over the last $69 tv, $199 laptop, or other gift item. the frequency of wal-mart whacks reaches its pinnacle on black friday, as well as christmas eve.
christmas shopper 1: “man, that guy got knocked out cold”
christmas shopper 2: “yeah, he got a pretty good wal-mart whack right to the jaw. he’s not getting that laptop now!”
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