Wal-rat


similar to the mallrat, the rural wal-rat hangs out at the local wal-mart because his or her town is too small to support an actual mall.
philip: so… earl, what is there to do for fun around here in whiteland, in (real place, look it up.)

earl: welp, you can come wid us down to franklin to the wal-mart so we can play some video games while jeff flirts with the chick from the gun and tackle section. i also heard that the mickey d’s there brought back the super size, we can hit that up after we pick up the new nickelback cd.

philip: nah, that’s cool. i’ll just stick with this p-rn. i’m not really down with the wal-rat scene anyways.
youth or young adults who typically congregate at their local wal-mart. it is more common at supercenters, but it can also take place at a smaller, traditional location.

wal-rat originated from the word mallrat, the latter being part of american life for teenagers for over 20 years. as wal-mart continues to grow, wal-rats will also continue to flourish.

rural areas that do not have a shopping mall but only a wal-mart are usually popular locations for wal-rats. moreover, it is also an alternative hangout for mallrats to congregate, especially to avoid the stringent rules that mall security can enforce upon its patrons.
person 1 – would you like to come to wal-mart with me?
person 2 – you wal-rat, this is like the third time this week that you’ve went to wal-mart!

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