wal-rus

an overweight wal-mart shopper so weird looking that his/her picture ends-up on the internet
when you’ve worked here a while, you’ll learn to identify the deferent breeds of wal-rus.
when having s-x with a girl, you c-m in her mouth, then procede to punch her in the stomach while the load is in her mouth – causing the s-m-n to come out her nose while she groans. creating two tusks and a sound like a walrus
she was in great pain after he gave her a walrus, and he never went down on him again.
the magical act of sucking two p-n-ses at a time, giving the image of a walruses tusks
hahaha i bet janson will go home and walrus with his ugly -ss dogs

trey, go and walrus

anthony triple walrused in a gay p-rn video
to mix an alcoholic drink with juice; one cup of alcohol with a straw, and another cup of juice with a straw. drink from both straws at the same time, and you’ll look like a walrus, hence the name of the drank.
rick: “dude, would you like to walrus?”
joe: “wait, you mean like have oral s-x or something?”
rick: “no, man, the drink!”
joe: “oh, like the one with the straws?”
rick: “d-mn, ana’s walrusing the h-ll out of those cups right now!
joe: “move the f-ck over ana, i wanna walrus!”
the flacid nipple of a woman’s breast.
mj: dude, my nipples are flaccid.
mn: look at dat walrus!
you just got on the bus after a dangle sesh on the lacrosse field. the score was 17-1, you won of course. you copped two in the net and are sweating like dillon francis after popping mollies. you drop your shorts and remove your compressions, cause its just to tight down there. your sitting in your boxers, airing the stink, and without even knowing it, your pulling a nasty walrus. both of your s-m-n machines are hanging out of your cradle on either side. from a distance, it looks like you have two walrus tusks dangling from your lady pleaser. although rather h-m-s-xual when schemed with the boys, the women love it in the bedroom.

p.s. very effective gino celebration if you want to get kicked off the team.
sir lavender stunted 70 walrus’s today, 1 as a cele after putting one top left from half field, and then 69 in laquisha’s room.
1) a large mammal with the second largest p-n-s in the world. spends most of its time in the ocean or sunning itself

2) human known to wake up making incoherent sounds mixed with scratching of chest hair to atract potential mates
– “did you see that walrus!”
– “how could i not…he took up the whole couch!”

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