walford
a “walford” is someone who would like to be interesting and no matter how hard he tries, fails dismally.
not to be confused with a longshanks.
ryan: i was watching my cat toying with a mouse the other day and do you know what he did?
andy: i’m not interested. stop being a walford.
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