walk, talk, and cock block
the process in which two or more people notice that one of their friends is walking/flirting with a person that is way too attractive for them. thus, to break up the social engagement the initial group that noticed the flirting catches up to the canoodling couple and initiates a conversation to prevent the pair from flirting further.
guy a: dude, did you see carl and vanessa walking to cl-ss together.
guy b: no, why?
guy a: he was h-tting on her like crazy.
guy b: wow, that’s not even reasonable; she’s way hotter than he is.
guy a: you thinking what i’m thinking?
guy b and guy a in unison: walk, talk, and c-ck block.
(they grab their books and run after carl and vanessa in hopes of killing the mood.)
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