Walking Turd


black person, n-gg-r, african-american.
look at this walking t-rds lips.
when u take a dump, cr-p, t-rd…. u know. and it starts to move and u say, “what the h-ll?” and then it attacks u
alex: “d-mn man, i found a walkingt-rd in my toilet yesterday”
jim: “wow”
a person that has a tendency to dress in brown frequently.

the word was created when nick was wearing a brown shirt, brown sweater, brown shoes, and listening to his brown zune. we then called him a walking t-rd.

also used to define a ups man (see t-rd on wheels)
did you see nick yesterday? he was like a walking t-rd!

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