wall-dance
1) the dance performed by someone using a wall to aid their balance when too drunk to stand on their own
2) to perform a series of sloppily uncontrolled movements, typically the flailing of limbs and other extremities while leaning on a wall, as the result of binge drinking
jesse: “sh-t… eric’s wall-dancing again…”
jason: “nice. i gotta see this…”
eric: (leaning against wall) “ayyyy…. iiimdooonnnjussss… -mumble-mumble-… shots… -mumble-mumble-…” while spilling his drink and hiccuping…
jason: “…hmm… i don’t think he’s drunk enough. grab the patron”
jesse: “he drank it all”
jason: “oh. that explains the wall-dance…”
the popular dance performed by single white men everywhere.
hey, melvin’s doing the wall dance.
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