Wall Street Bet


a wall street bet is when you leverage an -sset to its maximum, and so risk losing everything on a very small move against you, but thereby gain the possibility of m-ssive returns should you get your way.
q: “did sam really tell his wife he would leave her unless she arranged a threesome for them on craigslist?”
a: “yeah, it was a wall street bet, but it paid off ! she was into it, and now he has s-x parties every weekend with his hotwife and the local nymphs. and they’ve never been happier together!”

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