wall virginity
a term most commonly used on facebook and mysp-ce.
when you’re the first person to write on somebody’s wall or comment on someone’s profile; therefore reaping them of their virginity of that said wall or profile.
on nicky’s wall…
courtney wrote on nov. 2:
wall virginity raped!
a wall virginity is when a virgin who clearly is never going to get laid, compromises this misfortune by indirectly talking about s-x. while silently hoping for a little comfort helping the virgin to relieve its pain of his/her sad world. mostly used on a social networking websites(facebook, mysp-ce, etc).
virgin who is never getting laid:
ha! i stole your wall virginity!!
guy who receives the posting:
you little f-ckling, grow the f-ck up! you are embarrasing me!
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