wallace

1. n – the most awesome place in the world. aka center of the universe.

wallace road, not to be confused with wallace street.

2. v- the act of doing the most awesome thing in the world, be it on wallace, queen ann, or any other acceptable location
lets go to wallace

lets go wallace
1. the act of having s-x outside, much like william wallace enjoyed doing
1. i just wallaced some broad in the parking lot
2. sorry i am late, i was busy wallacing your mom
3. h-llo miss, would you like to go outside and wallace?
hitting someone when they are acting out of line. someone receiving a wallace is being wallaced and the one wallacing is the wallacer.
man i am going to wallace you
a place where f-ckin g’s roll you f-ck with them you get your sh-t torn and any spade that talks sh-t will be delt with by the true gangsters of wahi!!
wallace is for bad-sses
the p-ssy licker,p-ssy licking wallace a real ladies man!hey girlfriend! you get wallaced last night?f-ck yeh! doesnt lick p-ssy for minutes or even hours,but for days!wallace was down there for days!wallace made me forget my own last name! he sucked my p-ssy till my head caved in!girfriend one:i think i got wallaced last night!girlfriend two: how can you tell?girfriend one: i dont remember your name,my name,or anyone elses name!girlfriend two: yeh! you got wallaced!wallace not to be confused with f-cking wallace,thats a different wallace. f-cking wallace,all the girls love wallace,they won’t go out with him,he’s a nice guy,but he can lick my p-ssy,ok if you make me c-m one more time wallace i’ll f-ck you till your head caves in bad wallace,no one knows what wallace does for a living,i mean he has a nice truck and lots of money? but he’s never at work,what does wallace do? lick p-ssy all day?wallace has the coolest friends.wallace seems to know everybody! wallace is quiet and shy but give him a few drinks and he can really dance! wind up wallace and watch him go!if you find a wallace don’t let him go! there isn’t many guys like wallace.whatever you do don’t p-ss off wallace! wallace will grow cold in seconds if you p-ss him off! no more p-ssy licking! wallace is just gone! wtf wallace! i was only kidding!
p-ssy, wallace ladies
rhyming slang for vomit. wallace and gromit = vomit
“i wallaced everywhere last night”
“ewww careful not to step on that wallace”

“i really need to wallace”
located in the silver valley. deemed center of the universe. tourist attraction. nestled by dante’s peak. has the biggest organized party, gyro days. a bar on every corner and red cups in between. a place where the women are loose and the men are dirty.
i’m from wallace where prost-tion was legal until 1989.

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