walleye vision


first coined in the movie “hot shots!”, walleye vision is a condition wherein the afflicted person’s eyesight becomes skewed to the perspective of a walleye fish. the condition can only be corrected with a multioptipupiloptomy.
jim ‘wash out’ pfaffenbach: i just got kicked out of the unit. my flight status has been withdrawn. i’m through, dead meat!

pete ‘dead meat’ thompson: what happened?

jim ‘wash out’ pfaffenbach: it’s my eyes. i’ve got walleye vision.

pete ‘dead meat’ thompson: isn’t there something that can be done?

jim ‘wash out’ pfaffenbach: well, there’s a delicate corneal inversion procedure… a multioptipupiloptomy. but, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they’ve got to go in through the r-ct-m. ain’t no man going to take that route with me!

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