Wallop the donkey
manspeak for having s-x with the wife.
some men, especially those who have been married for years, don’t perceive “walloping the donkey” as a pleasure. instead, it is seen as an onerous, unpleasant and even potentially dangerous ch-r-. something that needs to be done so that you can get on with enjoying life’s true pleasures (i.e. televised sport and beer) in comparative peace and quiet.
friend: another pint, mate?
donkey-walloper: love to, but i’ve got to get home and wallop the donkey.
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