Wally Wacker


the term “wally wacker” is synonymous of the terms: d-ck / c-ck / p-n-s. the term is very popular in the mid-atlantic region of the united states, especially west virginia.

it may also be loosely related to the act of masturbation / “jacking off” where one wacks his wally.
i forgot to clean my wally wacker last night when taking a shower and was stuck smelling fish for the rest of the day.

stress was abound and rather than hooking up with the lady, repulsive anymore, i went ahead and had a good and relaxing wally wacker.
a mock pre-battle cry for preppy high school students about to enter a mock trial courtroom.
iioooooooh wally wacker!

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