Walmart Jihad


a guy of middle eastern descent, although can be indian in some cases. the walmart jihad works at walmart (obviously) as a greeter, only because of his lack of communication skills.
walmart jihad: h-llo, good sir, how are u dooing tooday.

american: fine, -to wife- (hope he doesnt blow the sh-t outta this place).

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