walmart troll
grotesque, stocky bodied humanoid inhabiting walmart stores. usually wearing a tweety bird shirt and sweat pants. there is usually an accompanying trail of offspring, also referred to as a “failure trail” can be any race, but usually white or hispanic.behavior traits include “chasin’ deals” ” cashin’ in gift cards” “buyin smokes” or ” takin’ no sh-t from the management.”
joe : “looks like we got a walmart troll coming in the store”
bob: “what was your first clue?”
joe: “i smelled ear wax, pizza grease, and wd-40 before i even spotted the nasty f-ckers.”
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