Walmartophobia
the fear of walmart. the fear of being trapped in a building with a large number of people, most of whom are either unintelligent, rude, or in any other way undisirable, and being stuck in long lines for extended periods of time. those who exhibit walmartophobia, sometimes referred to as “walmartophobes” go to great lengths to shop else where in an attempt to avoid walmart, even if it means spending more money. in severe cases, the mere mention of the name walmart evokes a negative response. sufferers experience anxiety, stress, frustration, anger, and sudden and strong urge to punch anyone around them.
“every time we go to walmart jeff gets so stressed out and frustrated, he hates going. he has walmartophobia.”
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