Walrus Drinking
the epitome of all drinking games. this game is the ultimate test of skill and resilience. best played on a low coffee table this game combines the ferocity of civil war along with the dexterity of a 12 year old russian gymnast. teams of three battle in a game of civil war but must go to their knees followed by their stomach based on the amount of cups left. this game has been known to make grown men cry, women pregnant, and average joes become all american athletes. there is no other game out there that tests the full range of the human body, mind, and soul. this game alone has been known to speed up evolution in humans. if you arent walrusing you arent trying.
“d-mnnn how you get abs like that” “im a walrus drinking champion my friend”
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