Walter “Maynard” “The Boss” Ferguson
the greatest high note trumpet player to have ever lived.
point. blank.
r.i.p.
“have you ever heard of walter “maynard” “the boss” ferguson?”
“nah, who’s he?”
“only the greatest high note trumpet play to have ever lived. i mean sure others can play as high as him and higher, but there’ll never be another maynard ferguson (r.i.p.); listen to his rendition of macarthur park and you’ll see what i mean.”
“alright thanks man, i’ll definitely make sure i check him out.”
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