Walton High School
one of the top schools in the state of georgia both in sports and academics. it is inhabited mostly by r-t-rded children with obscenely wealthy parents. the students usually have a sense of ent-tlement, and are usually stupider than the average blade of gr-ss. the asian (and the occasionally brilliant white) populations are the sole reason the school is ranked so highly. the school is divided up into a number of groups of people. namely preps, jocks, emo, skater, black, wanna-be black, nerd, and all around idiots. walton also has one of the highest drug abuse rates in the area, as nearly all non-nerds regularly smoke a whole lot of weed.
the average valedictorian at walton will have a gpa of around 4.775, while the lower end of the cl-ss usually hits around 1.7. the school’s valedictorian has been an asian for many years.
walton’s facilities currently include 176 highly trained staff members, 32 advanced placement courses, four tennis courts, two gyms, a recently renovated football field (raider valley) and a baseball field (raider mountain). the school allows seniors to drive to school, though the school is known to have some of the worst parking lot traffic in the area.
senior: i can’t believe it took me an hour to get out of the parking lot yesterday!!!!
typical student at walton high school
parent: i hope you enjoy school today honey. drive safe in your brand new bugatti veyron.
student: i hate you! i hate life! i hate everything!
parent: okay dear, have fun.
a high school located in suburban atlanta (truly, it is in cobb county). it was deemed a school of excellence, one of the top 5% high schools in america, and a “cool school” by abc news. the school population is broken up into preppy/jocks, wh-r-s/partiers, scene/skater kids, black people and the people who think they’re black, and nerds. the preppy population definately outweighs the rest. the school is also in the aaaaa regions for most of its sports.
dodgen girl: “wow, i’m really b-mmed that i have to go to pope next year! it sounds like no fun compared to walton!”
dodgen boy: “yeah, i’m phsyced to go to walton high school. i ride skateboards so i can hang out in front of the lunchroom and in the ashtray like other scene kids!”
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