WAMBS


“what about my ball sack?”
a term used to ask “what about me?” when you are left out of a conversation, event, etc.
ryan: “danny, jamey, alex, you want anything? i’m goin to get some food.”
chris: “wambs!?”
the act of wammbing or to womb is when two males tie a fishnet around both of their genitalia and sprint away from each other until the net runs out. if there is only one male, the male can tie the other side of the fish net to a st-rdy object like a door kn-b.
when charlie and allen wommbed with each other, the fish net ripped in half.

dude, want to wamb?
“wife against mountain biking”
a wife that is against her husband riding his mountain bike all the time.
rob is so lucky that he gets to ride his bike whenever he wants, his wife is not a wamb like mine.

if my wife wasn’t such a wamb, i would get to ride my bike more often.

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