wandering gnome
a person who goes over to someone’s house and gets so drunk that they get disoriented and think they’re in the bathroom, when they’re actually p-ssing in the corner somewhere.
“hey man…for this party, don’t invite russ. the last time he got so sh-tfaced that he pulled a wandering gnome. what a hog!”
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