Wandre
a cuban-american kid that loves talking in spanglish, he loves megan fox and other famous hoes. he’s secretly in love with johnny depp. he’s also a big old pimple on a fat ladys b-tt. he tends to ramble a lot but at least he’s not boring. he doesn’t like to text people back because he’s “busy” lol. even though he is many of the things above he is also a kind and understanding person that will be there for you when you need him. we love ya wandre!
you’re friends with wandre?” “yeah, why?” “he’s awesome!!!
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