wank

1.can be used as offensive word, and also used as “jerk”
2. s-xual activity
“oi, w-nker!”
“go jerk off, w-nker!”
“f-ck off w-nk stain.”
“f-ck off w-nker!”
“stop being a w-nker.”
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predominantely british term for masturbation

buffing the banana
holding your sausage hostage
jackin’ the beanstalk
rounding up the tadpoles
slap boxing the one-eyed champ
spank the frank
applying the hand brake
attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
auditioning the finger puppets
beef-stroke-it-off
boxing the bald champ
charming the snake
checking for testicular cancer
choking kojak
squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
straddle your paddle
taking matters into your own hands
teasing the weasel
thumping the pump
tickling the pickle
etc etc
a derogatory british word describing the gentle art of masturbation often misused by americans. hence:
1)w-nking- not w-nking off
2)w-nker- not w-nk
3)a situation can be a w-nk
1) i was w-nking (when my mother walked in). i had a w-nk.
2) graham is a w-nker. americans are w-nkers.
3) that was a w-nk(the film, lecture, cl-ss, job interview etc).
1. british slang for masturbation or masturbating.
2. an on-line discuss without purpose or substance that often involves pretension and bullsh-t.
1. there was a guy in the park having a w-nk in the bushes.

2. then the entire conversation degenerated into complete w-nk.
a colloquial reference to male masturbation.
although e. m. forster enjoyed virginia woolf’s company, he’d often wish she’d shut up and leave so he could enjoy a rollicking good w-nk in the gazeebo.
.bash the bishop
.choke the chicken
.yank the plank
.clean the pipes
.grapple the gorilla
.pet the one eyed snake
.stroke the salami
.m-ssage colin
.toss off
.shake hands with the milkman
.plain old w-nk
.greet the old chap
.tommy tank
british term to describe masturbating, sometimes known as:

josseling
flogging the dolphin
playing tug of war
pumping your fist
having a “german tank”
having a “down town jeremy brown”
having a “five knuckle shuffle”
having “one on the house”

american terms include:

beating off
whacking off
jerking off
he is upstaires having a jossel, would you like to leave a message?
1) to run one’s hand up and down the shaft of the p-n-s repeatedly until s-m-n shoots forth

2) to relieve s-xual tension alone (males)
i was caught w-nking in the school locker room.

he w-nked to a picture of a naked woman.

it’s hard to w-nk when i can’t wrap my hand totally around my shaft.