Wank Dungeon
one who m-st-rb-t-s so furiously the s-m-n drips from the ceiling blocking out all light, giving the impression of a dungeon of c-m
guy 1: dude, whys it so dark here
guy 2: fapfapfapfapfap
guy 1: ahhh i see you have invested in a w-nk dungeon
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