Wank Flannel


(noun) – 1. a cloth, handkerchief or strong tissue that is used to m-st-rb-t- into (possibly numerous times) for easy and convenient sp-nk-disposal. can often be preceded by the word ‘the’ to denote emotional attachment.

2. a creative insult for someone resembling, whether aesthetically or metaphorically, a w-nk flannel.

w-nk flannels can be given names, such as towelie.
1. “i wouldn’t touch that dad, that’s my w-nk flannel. blow your nose with this instead.”

2. “that guy is such a w-nk flannel.”

3. “i’m telling you jimmy, he got so much mayonnaise on his face, he looked like a w-nk flannel.”

4. “i’m not coming out tonight fellas… just a quiet night in, just me and the w-nk flannel.”

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