Wank-Fu
the ancient mystical art of turning any nerd, ginger tosspot, or simpering tw-t into a killing machine simply by watching steven seagal movies on repeat.
hey, gavin i just watched under siege five times and now i’m cooking up some painful payback on my -sshole big brother, i’m gonna go full w-nk-fu on his -ss.
Read Also:
- viking middle school
a poor -ss dungeon full of racist -ss white trash and blacks that fail all their cl-sses and have s-x during p-ssing periods and the teacher suck faces during cl-ss and the mexicans lick eachother out and all the students are stoned. every girl is a sl-t except for a few rich -ss white girls. […]
- shaelynn
very beautiful girl,somtime shy but can also be the life of the party is a great friend to others and is very nice and honest with people so ont be affriad to talk to her she a good listener and loves to party deff the type of girl to be in a long healthy relationship. […]
- VERY BIG DICK
see richard! richard is a synonym for very big d-ck. example: your richard! is bent.
- Nukkah
a form of the word n-gg-h. more fun to say too. sup nukkuh, you got dat weeeed? a word generally used by white people because we can’t say n-gg-. often claimed by people, when in reality, n-body owns the word “yo dawg, what’s poppin” “nukkah, your white!” a friendly, non-racist greeting (for caucasians only) derived […]
- Absent Readerness
when you are reading something and you awaken to your senses half a page later, realising that you didn’t take in anything you read for the last minute. jenny: you didn’t read my e-mail, did you? brad: i got a bit of absent readerness, taking the only important bits, the beginning and the end.