wank holiday
a self-imposed period of refraining from masturbation , usually brought on by a combination of guilt and self loathing, and/or wrist cramps, or unexpectedly finding yourself with a girlfriend.
a w-nk holiday usually only lasts a day at most.
mike’s wrists were starting to ache again, so he decided to go on a w-nk holiday.
a w-nk holiday is a self-imposed period of abstinence from masturbation, either from sustained feelings of guilt, or cramp, or a combination of the two.
mike felt dirty after having had yet another w-nk while he thought about gay policemen, so he decided it was time for a w-nk holiday. if only lasted as long as the next episode of the bill, however.
a w-nk holiday is when, on a bank holiday (such as may day), you stay at home all day and m-st-rb-t-, preferably without leaving the house all day.
“what did you get up to on friday?”
“ahh it was a w-nk holiday so i stayed at home and knocked 7 out”
the term used when you have to work on a bank holiday when you really don’t want to. i.e. a working bank holiday
sorry can’t do anything today unlike the rest of you cos i’m on a w-nk holiday
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