Wank Legs
when after a w-nk while standing up, the muscles in your legs cramp, causing mild but persistent pain.
x: “dude, why do you always walk like a cowboy?”
y: “i get really bad w-nk legs from jerking off so much while standing up. i just can’t keep my hands off myself.”
x: “you need to get a girlfriend/boyfriend”
y: “what’s girlfriend/boyfriend supposed to mean? are you suggesting i might be gay?”
x: “yes.”
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