Wank Muffin


1) a juvenile (and british) term for someone who m-st-rb-t-s often.

2) a general derogatory term for someone who is disliked.

3) a delicious m-ffin product filled with a white and sticky fluid which is being called “s-m-n”, produced by the w-nk™ corporation.
1) “dude, you need to cut down on how much you m-st-rb-t-, you f-ckin’ w-nk m-ffin.”

2) “shut the h-ll up, w-nk m-ffin.”

3) “w-nk m-ffins. now with 50% more s-m-n!”
actually a w-nk m-ffin is an old term for a tasty female who gets you going so badly, you have to get a quick one off the wrist.
she`s a tasty w-nk m-ffin she is

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