Wank Ninja
someone who is very skilled at w-nking covertly in the same room as another person – the master of risky w-nking. the w-nk ninja can successfully w-nk in a number of locations without being detected: in the back of the car with their family, under the table during a meeting, on the sofa next to a friend, etc. the art of the silent finish is vital, as is suppressing any hint of the -rg-sm face.
the other night, my girlfriend totally managed to get herself off three times during dinner with my grandparents – she’s such a w-nk ninja.
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