wank off

to m-st-rb-t-, hold the hot dog, however you want to say it – for a man to give himself s-xual pleasure. it may also be used as the object of the sentence, if a woman or g-y man holds their partner’s genitals in a position to make them c-m.
i w-nk off when i think about f-cking sophia.
1. a w-nking compet-tion
2. tossing off
3. derogatory term
1. let’s have a w-nkoff
2. can you give me a w-nkoff
3. you’re just a w-nkoff
a compet-tion of who can w-nk the longest, at full speed, without c-mming.
11 years and younger can’t play cause they never will c-m.
what i do when i look at jodi padecky’s cute little b-ttcheeks.
after talking with jodi, i always w-nk off on some hookers -ss.
a high speed, pointless guitar solo. often utilized by 80s-era hair bands. serves no real purpose musically, except to demonstrate the technical prowess of the guitar player.
b-ss player: “so, are you going to unleash any wild guitar solos on the crowd tonight, man?”

guitar player: “d-mn straight. i’m gonna w-nk off all over that audience, dude”.

b-ss player: “sweet. now let’s get back to hoovering lines off of this hooker’s -ss”.
to have a w-nk fight. you have to m-st-rb-t- against another player and the winner is who lasts the longest. you must attempt to w-nk at at least 20 mph. try and collect your j-zz in a cup and compare to other players for more win.
“i totally kicked their -sses in that w-nk off last night. i managed to beat 4 people in a row”
a funny but not mean way of saying something like “f-ck off” for example.
w-nk off ian!