Wank Prank
while someone is sleeping you sneak into their room and put their hand on the d-ck like they’ve been w-nking. works best if someone is sleeping with them so they’ll see.
wife: “what why is your hand on your d-ck have you been w-nking!”
husband: “no i don’t w-nk! -breaks down-”
prankster: “you just got w-nk pranked!!”
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