wank-speak
the use of text/msn language in speech. amazingly infuriating to people who never do it. dangerously contagious. does not go down well in job interviews, essays (except those on the decline of the english language), speeches and other activities -ssociated with importance. mostly used by w-nkers and pretenshioush ironic w-nkers (by the way, i only spelled it wrong on purpose to make you feel better), hence the name, w-nk-speech.
1. billy “your mum will be another notch on my bedpost, lol!!!!”
jim “you are an utter c-ck, billy”
2. billy “so what’s the matter?”
jim “everybody hates you. what do you say to that?”
billy “asdf…”
3. jim “i ate your pie.”
billy “wtf jim?!”
4. jim “do you think you’re cool? you’re not.”
billy “stfu jim!”
5. jim “if you are too busy to use actual words when you speak you should consider giving up on speech altogether you w-nker. save your w-nk-speak for msn. especially megalolz.”
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