Wank Trance
the state of mind you get in when having a long w-nk. doesn’t matter if you have something to do or need to be up early in the morning, when you’re in the w-nk trance you just don’t care.
..until afterwords. when you realise you’ve been an idiot and should’ve been sleeping/getting on with important stuff.
“g-d, it was two in the morning and i needed to get to sleep as i was up for 9, but i thought i’d have a quick w-nk…3:30 in the morning i finally finish having not given a sh-t and suddenly i wish i’d chosen to go to sleep instead. frickin w-nk trance!”
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