wank-up call
the act of masturbating before contacting a questionable person
i was going to tell my ex i wanted her back, but then i had a w-nk-up call.
the act of standing above a female shortly before her alarm clock goes off and masturbating furiously. just before her alarm goes off, you unleash all over her face in order to rise her from her slumbers.
my girl always sets her alarm earlier than she wants to get up and hits the snooze, so this morning i gave her a w-nk-up call to make sure she didn’t keep sleeping.
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