wankademic


a name used to identify a member of the academic community whose sole existence is driven not by enlightening humanity, but instead by making themselves look better through the crafting of convenient theories and nice-sounding models. in other words, academic masturbation.
“you read that article by dervin? yeah, she’s a real w-nkademic.”

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