Wankation
portmanteau of w-nk + vacation.
w-nk is the slang british english term for masturbation.
a w-nkation is any day(s) off taken for the sole purpose of releasing steam and masturbating several times a day.
applies to both males and females.
jane: hey john you’ve been very stressed lately, is everything okay?
john: yeah, my boss has been busting my b-lls for the quarterly report deadline coming up. luckily, i’ve got a long 5 day w-nkation coming up next week. my target is going to be 8 times a day every day, wish me luck.
jane: oh john that is impressive, no one has ever sustained that many w-nks in 5 days. you are one lucky guy.
-john thinking to himself: ummm, maybe i ask her jane to join me, we can mutual w-nkation the h-ll out of each other-
when you haven’t jacked off in a while.
-girl jacks guy off-
girl: omg! thats a lot of d-mn c-m.
guy: yeh well ive been on w-nkation.
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