Wankblister


the sore, red lesions that may appear on a man’s c-ck after excessive masturbation.
guy 1: you need to get laid, man.

guy 2: come on i can’t go cheating on my canadian girlfriend!!!

guy 1: cut the sh-t, i see you scratching your w-nkblisters.

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