Wankdown
when you have nothing better to do on new years eve, you find a area with a good viewing point of a m-ss gathering and start masturbating close to the countdown – as they people start shouting 10 , 9 , 8 – you try and time your -j-c-l-t–n to occur at exactly the end of the countdown as the clock strikes 12 and you hear everyone celebrating below and fireworks going off – and you pretend that it is all for your -j-c-l-t–n.
10, 9 , 8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1, hoooaaahh! -fireworks- – w-nkdown!!
when you’re watching countdown you must race against the clock to blow your load.
whilst the two contestants where competing against each other for the maths game i was competing in my own game, a race against the clock to complete todays w-nkdown
when the clock on countdown starts, you start w-nking. the objective is to complete before the clock hits zero. if you get a 9 letter word during the process you -j-c-l-t- immediately.
w-nkdown commence 30…29…28…27…26…25…24…23…22…21…20…19…18…17…16…15…14…13…12..reconvert…euuuughhhh
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