wanker banker
any one of the million or so neat neck-tie new york or london or san fran bankers, traders, and/or financial types who troll otherwise hipster, posh bars or clubs claiming to actually be interested in art, culture, and the human condition when hitting on women otherwise way out of their league but for their singular monetary standing.
usually sp-wned from ivy league universities.
attractive girl #1: i love that film, can’t believe it’s been so long since i’ve seen it.
attractive girl #2: it was on ifc last night, i didn’t even know i got the channel.
w-nker banker: as much as i agree, i still think the book was better.
attractive girl #2: it’s a doc-mentary, -ss.
(w-nker banker shrugs, pretends to see some friends, angles towards the bar)
attractive girl #1: f-cking w-nk-bank.
or
simone: what’re they gonna do?
marlene: i dunno, go back to her place.
w-nker-banker: my flat’s not far from here, has a terrace with a view of the city.
simon: good for you.
w-nker banker: i’m just sayin’-
marlene: dear gawd, this is the worst night of my life. we officially look like c-ke wh-r-s. why else would a w-nker banker -ssume he and his cheese d-ck b-tton down could summon us to his apartment via cuff links and slacks ?
simone: what a f-cktard.
any one of the million or so neat neck-tie new york or london or san fran bankers, traders, and/or financial types who troll otherwise hipster, posh bars or clubs claiming to actually be interested in art, culture, and the human condition when hitting on women otherwise way out of their league but for their singular monetary standing.
usually sp-wned from ivy league universities.
attractive girl #1: i love that film, can’t believe it’s been so long since i’ve seen it.
attractive girl #2: it was on ifc last night, i didn’t even know i got the channel.
w-nker banker: as much as i agree, i still think the book was better.
attractive girl #2: it’s a doc-mentary, -ss.
(w-nker banker shrugs, pretends to see some friends, angles towards the bar)
attractive girl #1: f-cking w-nk-bank.
or
simone: what’re they gonna do?
marlene: i dunno, go back to her place.
w-nker-banker: my flat’s not far from here, has a terrace with a view of the city.
simon: good for you.
w-nker banker: i’m just sayin’-
marlene: dear gawd, this is the worst night of my life. we officially look like c-ke wh-r-s. why else would a w-nker banker -ssume he and his cheese d-ck b-tton down could summon us to his apartment via cuff links and slacks ?
simone: what a f-cktard.
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