wanker’s length
1.an arbitary unit of measurement, defined as the maximum length of toilet paper used when cleaning ones sp-nk from the carpet (8 sheets).
2.used as an insult, meaning you are toilet paper covered in n-b sneeze.
1. i was literally a w-nker’s length from getting the bus.
2. he was really tall, about one and a half w-nker’s lengths.
3.it is about a 200 w-nker’s length walk to the shops.
4.you f-cking dumb w-nker’s length.
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