Wankers Whiplash
a sensation experienced when having a w-nk but you are disturbed by someone openning the door etc and you must turn around or pull your pants up very quickly.
i was having a w-nk yesterday when my mum was out but she came home early and i got w-nkers whiplash
a painful spasm felt after nearly being caught w-nking, the actual pain is felt when one pulls their hand back from their c-ck and their shoulder is strained by the sudden movement. a good way of preventing this from happening is to stretch before masterbating or simply locking your door.
person a – hey, why’s your arm in a sling?
person b – last night i thought i was alone in the house, so i had a w-nk. midway through i heard my mum come up the stairs so i paniced and… (points at arm) this happened.
person a – whoa… w-nker’s whiplash… you should have limbered up first.
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